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Holiday Cheer Translator

Holiday Cheer Translator

Find out what the fam really means this holiday season

Colour Therapy

According to colour therapy or chromotherapy. Surrounding yourself with colours from the rest of the rainbow can change your emotional, spiritual, and even physical well-being.

Spring/Summer Fashion Trends

The runways for Spring/Summer 08 were rife with mixed messages. Bold florals are big but so are masculine, man-tailored pieces. Bright graphics showed up on some catwalks, while others featured feminine floaty layers ― and you just wanted a cute new sundress! Read on for realistic translations of the season’s most popular trends.

Sex Moves

Ever wonder what your sex life says about you? It’s true, your deepest, darkest desires definitely reveal something about your personality, your motivations, and your real feelings.

The Manslator

A few weeks ago we discussed what guys think you mean when you start with the double-talking jibber-jabber (that’s a technical term). As I admitted before, we happen to suck at this particular form of discourse, but that doesn’t stop us from trying.

What Your Outfit Says To Him

Can’t decide what to wear on a first date? Let our experts (normal guys with fashion opinions) guide you.

What You Mean

Of all the things that guys are good at (drinking beer, opening jars, laughing at accidents), being smarter than you is not one of them. This is why we rarely try getting cryptic with you in conversation – you’ll see right through it.

What That Gift Means

Holidays and birthdays are supposed to be a time for selfless giving, spirituality and love, but let’s be realistic, whether you get diamond earrings or a pair of socks kinda matters to you.

Karma

When you do nice things, you do them for the sheer joy of being the wonderful person that you are. But come on, it wouldn’t hurt for the universe to throw a little something back to you to show its gratitude, right?

Makeup Looks

After years of covering pimples, hiding dark circles and giving your lashes extra length, your makeup routine is probably pretty, well, routine. Whether you’re an eyeliner addict or makeup minimalist, your look says something about you.

Translator: Got Dumped?

Getting dumped is like falling off your bike: it doesn’t feel very good, but if you ever want to make the X-Games; you’d better get used to it.

Meet the Friends

So, it’s time to take the next step in your relationship with your new boyfriend. He’s going to meet your friends. Since you’re introducing him to the most important people in your life, it’s understandable that you’re both nervous.

Body Talk

A little bit of bloating, the odd gaseous episode and a mysterious rash now and then are symptoms we often ignore. Okay, maybe not the rash so much, but you get the point. The thing is that a lot of the time our bodies are trying to tell us something about what we’re eating (or not eating).

Body Language

How to tell if your friends are lying when they say they love your new haircut.

Fashion Glossary

The designers, models and fashion lingo all true fashionistas already know

Your Bestie vs Your BF

After a string of maybes, you’ve finally snagged a great new guy and are ready to show him off to the world. While your “coming out as a couple” party may be a blissful moment for you, your friends aren’t here for a debutant ball.

What IS your coworker talking about?

They’re there everyday, right next to you or, at best, down the hall. You just want to put in your time and get your job done, without being subjected to their unsolicited two cents each time you venture for a bathroom break. Putting your fingers

Fashion Faux Pas

What are the haters saying about your fashion sense? Ass cleavage Achieved by wearing pants too low. BASS The ass is so flat, the back merges into ass...

The Boyfriend Translator

He says: We don’t need a special day to be romantic, we can show our love for each other every day. He means: I really don’t want to pay the $49.99 for roses when I could spend that money at my weekly poker game.

Boss-Speak

Sure, that report can wait until after lunch. I’m sure your bonus can wait too! I’d love to do lunch with you to discuss your proposal on new strategies. You’re buying, I’m not staying for dessert and don’t expect me to be listening to the conversation.

In-Law Decoder

“Have you thought about kids?” Feel free to let us know if you’re expecting, or if you’re just eating more donuts than usual. “How’s your family doing?” Are they out of the insane asylum yet?

Single White Female

We’ve all had one, and probably still do, since their very nature makes them kind of hard to shake! I’m talking about the “needy friend”, that once-normal and pleasant pal who, due to some unfortunate turn of events, somehow ...

The Commitment-Phobe

For many men, the notion of commitment is akin to castration. It means being an adult, giving up their boyish youthful ways and taking themselves ...

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